meerca:

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hotboyproblems:

Me: *pouring fabric softener*

Brain: drink

Me: ??? no???

Brain: smell nice. drink

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thanosnewton:

Me cooking

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garrusshep:

In honour of the 117 snitches who voted having no confidence in me, I will be hosting the first ever Polygraph Party at the House of Commons, this Saturday at 8:00PM

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sodomymcscurvylegs:

The first time a guy slaps his dick on your face and realize you’re into it:

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quillusquillus:

baapi-makwa:

my friends cat loves attacking xmas trees but hates plastic bags

the narrative tension in this picture is outrageous

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